This is Hermes.
Yes, I know someone stole his wiener and left the beans. Quit looking at ’em.
He is the god of herds, trade, heralds, athletes and thieves. He gets around. He is also the god of roads.
What I want to know, Cleveland, is WHAT DID WE DO TO PISS THIS GUY OFF, and how do we remedy it?
Because to judge from the state of our roads, I think one of you stole his wiener.